TATOOINE – The body of Greedo, a well-known bounty hunter under contract of Jabba The Hutt, was found shot dead in a Mos Eisley drinking establishment.

Authorities said the outlaw was hit by a blaster shot moments after he fired and missed his intended target.

Mos Eisley authorities still don’t know how Greedo, a skilled marksman, could miss at such a short range.

“I suspect some kind of foul play here, things just don’t add up” said Police Chief Kleepblow.