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Thermal detonators banned as negotiation tool

CORUSCANT – Starting Tuesday, thermal detonators will no longer be a legal means of business negotiation. The handheld devices capable of creating

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“Rancor Whisperer” sees ratings success

TATOOINE – “Exercise, discipline, and the the regular opportunity to kill prisoners as entertainment in a cavernous pit. These are the

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Hnkrjjjk wins bantha ‘Best in Show’

BESTINE – In what bantha enthusiasts are calling a major upset, Hnrkjjjk won ‘Best in Show’ in this year’s Bestine

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Skiff guards fired, eaten

DUNE SEA – After allowing three captured rebel fighters to escape certain death, three skiff guards were fired moments before they

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Droopy McCool found dead, overdose likely

MOS EISLEY – Droopy McCool, chidnkalu horn player for the Max Rebo band, was found dead in his hotel room. He

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Mouse droids plague Death Star

DEATH STAR – After 25 years of delivery and maintenance service, MSE-6 “mouse” droid populations are soaring on the Death Star. Mouse

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Blackouts paralyze Tatooine

TATOOINE – Damaged cables and high power demands are causing rolling blackouts across Tatooine this week. With power usage at an

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Wookie wins 34th straight dejarik tourney

GHHHK – Dejarik, the holographic game played on a checkerboard with small, realistic creatures as pieces, has been dominated solely by Wookies

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Columbia Sportswear introduces Tauntaun fleece

HOTH – Outdoor enthusiasts –- like those that frequent extreme hiking and skiing climates like those on planet Hoth –

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Jawa sandcrawler fails new emission standards

TATTOINE – The pint-sized droid-selling inhabitants of Tattoine might have more problems on their hands than just sand in their gears.

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