{"id":95,"date":"2012-04-24T16:55:04","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T16:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=95"},"modified":"2012-04-24T16:55:04","modified_gmt":"2012-04-24T16:55:04","slug":"naval-garbage-dumping-faces-gepa-scrutiny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Naval garbage dumping faces GEPA scrutiny"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=95\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p>CORUSCANT\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0The Galactic Environmental Protection Agency slapped The Imperial Navy with a record fine on Thursday for violating Clean Space Standards.The GEPA document accused the Navy of routinely dumping garbage before jumping into hyperspace.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Even though we are now an empire and not a republic, the armed forces are not above the law,&#8221; said GEPA Director Zaph Cunningham.<\/p>\n<p>The Empire didn&#8217;t seem to back down to GEPA&#8217;s 4.7 million credit fine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Star Destroyers produce a lot of garbage. If you can think of a better way to get rid of it, I&#8217;d love to hear it,&#8221; said Imperial Navy Admiral Piet. &#8220;We tried a dianoga [garbage eating creature] like they have on the Death Star, but we just lost too many crew. That little eyeball doesn&#8217;t miss anything down there when someone falls in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Those GEPA guys will get theirs,&#8221; the admiral added.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CORUSCANT\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0The Galactic Environmental Protection Agency slapped The Imperial Navy with a record fine on Thursday for violating Clean Space Standards.The<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}