{"id":135,"date":"2012-05-05T11:42:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T11:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=135"},"modified":"2012-05-05T11:42:18","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T11:42:18","slug":"skiff-guards-fired-eaten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Skiff guards fired, eaten"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=135\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-136\" title=\"Guard\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/skiffg.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"252\" \/>DUNE SEA\u00a0&#8211; After allowing three captured rebel fighters to escape certain death, three skiff guards were fired moments before they were tossed into a Sarlacc pit and eaten.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Worst. Guards. Ever.&#8221; Jabba the Hutt was quoted as saying shorly before he was strangled to death by one of his dancers.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to letting the insurgents escape, guards Klaatu, Barada and Nikto also allowed a fourth member of the rebellion, Lando Calrissian, to infiltrate the guard ranks and aid in the escape.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We blew it big time! AHHHHH!&#8221; said Nikto as he fell into the Great Pit of Carkoon, residence of the Sarlacc.<\/p>\n<p>Their digestion is expected to take 1,000 years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DUNE SEA\u00a0&#8211; After allowing three captured rebel fighters to escape certain death, three skiff guards were fired moments before they<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":136,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/137"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}