{"id":113,"date":"2012-04-26T18:53:35","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T18:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=113"},"modified":"2012-04-26T18:53:35","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T18:53:35","slug":"jawa-sandcrawler-fails-new-emission-standards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Jawa sandcrawler fails new emission standards"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=113\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-114\" title=\"Sandcrawler\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sand180.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"148\" \/>TATTOINE\u00a0&#8211; The pint-sized droid-selling inhabitants of Tattoine might have more problems on their hands than just sand in their gears.<\/p>\n<p>Last Wednesday, new emission standards went into effect across Tattoine, and\u00a0Jawas are already worried about their ability to keep a living if their sandcrawler vehicles fail the test.<\/p>\n<p>The giant 36.8 meter-long vehicle made by Corellia Mining serves not only as transportation, but also for shelter in Tattoine&#8217;s harsh desert.<\/p>\n<p>Getting only .13 kilometers to the liter, the vehicle falls well below the 20 kilometer-per-liter standard now in place on the planet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure what we will do,&#8221; said Joorghhh, a Jawa droid scavenger, through an interpreter. &#8220;We live in these things. We make our living with these things. We don&#8217;t have the funds to upgrade to some ion-thruster latest and greatest ship.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jabba the Hutt, a local legitimate businessman, agrees the emission standards are too strict.<\/p>\n<p>Also speaking through an interpreter, Hutt said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a couple pleasure barges I haven&#8217;t been able to use because of their poor mileage. The sarlacc pit is just sitting there and we&#8217;re sitting here.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TATTOINE\u00a0&#8211; The pint-sized droid-selling inhabitants of Tattoine might have more problems on their hands than just sand in their gears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":114,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}