{"id":105,"date":"2012-04-26T12:16:03","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T12:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=105"},"modified":"2012-04-26T12:21:03","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T12:21:03","slug":"nerfs-added-to-endangered-species-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=105","title":{"rendered":"Nerfs added to endangered species list"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/?p=105\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p>ALDERAAN\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0Nerfs, the sometimes moody, antlered herbivores raised for their succulent meat, have seen their numbers dwindle in the past years &#8212; enough so that they have been placed on the endangered species list.<\/p>\n<p>Herders of the animal said they aren&#8217;t surprised, as they have noticed the demand for the mammal skyrocket.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nerfburgers, nerfloaf, nerf sausage, smoked nerf&#8230; you see it everywhere now. It used to be you go to a place like Mos Eisley and you&#8217;d never see nerf on the menu. Now you can&#8217;t go anywhere without them serving nerf,&#8221; said herder Thrak Bomrow.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to the nerf being a popular menu item across the galaxy, nerf pelts are also now used in the production of plush children&#8217;s toys.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It turns out nerf skin is perfect for making Banthaballs for children. Who would have guessed?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ALDERAAN\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0Nerfs, the sometimes moody, antlered herbivores raised for their succulent meat, have seen their numbers dwindle in the past years<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andylangager.net\/starwars\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}