Following are quotes taken from the Spring 2000 school year.  We thought writing down all of John's crazy puns and quotes would be a good idea, so we could read it to him at the end of the year and make him apologize.

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THE LIST

The origin of the quote is the late Colonel John C. Meyers (1811-1865) unless otherwise noted.

1/9/2000 - at the Fortune House:  fartune cookie

1/14 - re: cloned rheeses monkeys exploding - “rheeses pieces”

1/18 - (ANDY) "you're pitfection"

1/20 - re:  Phil’s monkey roommate, if he were religious he would be a “presbesimian”

1/22 - mossman is a fun-gi

1/24 - (to josh tossing his clothes down from top bunk)
john:"cut me some slacks" & "you have a shirt temper"

1/30 - in the car driving somewhere: “loon skywalker, obi-swan kanobi”

2/1 - john:  eric estrotica, phil to john:  the troops are going to charge the fortress, john:  “my fortress is unpunetrable”
andy:  “you should move to punnsylvania”

2/2 - re: phil and his corvette clothes magazine-john: “corvest”

2/14 - john: "Boba Fett Collects Bounty on Paper Towels"

2/16 - (cookies on stairs) "looks like someone tossed their cookies"

2/22 - andy, on an old age Indy movie - “indiana jones and the last chewsade”

2-28 - josh:  distinguishment

3-5 - john: “they should make hypercolor shorts...never mind”

3-5 - john spots crotchrockets:  “neon green, purple extreme!”

3-24 - Omar Epps "Link" magazine:  John:  Omar God!

3-25 - "Father, mother, oats and grains, I'm going to kill you" - john trying to invent swear words

3-28 - john, on ordering an animation sandwhich at applebees:
"hold the shmanaise"

3-30 - john: the kid that turned into a potato: "I yam what I yam" -my followers would be "puntiffs"

-josh - (on the way to Wal-Mart) "These prices are dokken"

4-7 - josh:  “what do they mine in the sudan mines?”  john:  “sudafed.”

4-11 - “Filling all of the nations of Europe with clones of Uri Gellar would be a lot like the after effects of drinking 4 gallons of water...both include a lot of Uri-Nations”

4-11 John on an Italian He-Man:  Casa Greyskull.. and, if he were a super villian with big claws he would dress like an renaissance painter and call himself Leonardo Di Pinchy

4-13 - Andy, on whether it's to "pants" or "de-pants":  Pantaloon maneuver

4-21 - sock on the elevator.. andy - "sock it to him (phil)" - phil "you sock"

4-23 - upon seeing man's best friend sticking his head out of a gumby's delivery car:  "must be a hot dog"

4-25 - abe lincoln and eisenhower talking (penny and dime) "I'm ten times the man you are"
 
 

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