Trade Federation demands droid refund

NABOO – The Trade Federation, whose failed invasion of Naboo has angered some Galactic politicians, is demanding a refund for 525,000 battle droids. Baktoid Combat Automata, who manufactures the droids, insists the robot warriors weren’t defective. “Yes, they can be taken

Trade Federation demands droid refund

NABOO – The Trade Federation, whose failed invasion of Naboo has angered some Galactic politicians, is demanding a refund for 525,000 battle droids. Baktoid Combat Automata, who manufactures the droids, insists the robot warriors weren’t defective. “Yes, they can be taken

Death Star construction hits budgets woes

SPACE- The Death Star — which is already 25 years and 98.4 billion credits over budget — might have more cutbacks to reach completion. Contractors on the job are considering eliminating a close-fighter defense to save some money. “I mean,

Death Star construction hits budgets woes

SPACE- The Death Star — which is already 25 years and 98.4 billion credits over budget — might have more cutbacks to reach completion. Contractors on the job are considering eliminating a close-fighter defense to save some money. “I mean,

Nerfs added to endangered species list

ALDERAAN – Nerfs, the sometimes moody, antlered herbivores raised for their succulent meat, have seen their numbers dwindle in the past years — enough so that they have been placed on the endangered species list. Herders of the animal said they aren’t

Nerfs added to endangered species list

ALDERAAN – Nerfs, the sometimes moody, antlered herbivores raised for their succulent meat, have seen their numbers dwindle in the past years — enough so that they have been placed on the endangered species list. Herders of the animal said they aren’t

Shampoo sales continue to soar on Kashyyyk

KASHYYYK – Torgo and Torgo, makers of Head and Shoulders and Torso and Arms and Legs report record profits for the third quarter in a row. The shampoo producer attributes their success to a successful ad campaign, a healthy economy, and the fact

Shampoo sales continue to soar on Kashyyyk

KASHYYYK – Torgo and Torgo, makers of Head and Shoulders and Torso and Arms and Legs report record profits for the third quarter in a row. The shampoo producer attributes their success to a successful ad campaign, a healthy economy, and the fact

GEPA HQ destroyed in freak accident

CORUSCANT – An errant Star Destroyer blast destroyed the Galactic Environmental Protection Agency’s headquarters on Thursday. The accident happened only hours after GEPA announced a harsh fine for illegal garbage dumping by the Imperial fleet. “The freak accident’s timing is unfortunate,” said

GEPA HQ destroyed in freak accident

CORUSCANT – An errant Star Destroyer blast destroyed the Galactic Environmental Protection Agency’s headquarters on Thursday. The accident happened only hours after GEPA announced a harsh fine for illegal garbage dumping by the Imperial fleet. “The freak accident’s timing is unfortunate,” said

Naval garbage dumping faces GEPA scrutiny

CORUSCANT – The Galactic Environmental Protection Agency slapped The Imperial Navy with a record fine on Thursday for violating Clean Space Standards.The GEPA document accused the Navy of routinely dumping garbage before jumping into hyperspace. “Even though we are now an empire

Naval garbage dumping faces GEPA scrutiny

CORUSCANT – The Galactic Environmental Protection Agency slapped The Imperial Navy with a record fine on Thursday for violating Clean Space Standards.The GEPA document accused the Navy of routinely dumping garbage before jumping into hyperspace. “Even though we are now an empire

TIE Fighter pilots demand hazard pay

DEATH STAR – “We’re not expendable.” Those are the words of a TIE Fighter pilot stationed on the Death Star, afraid to have his name published for fear of repercussion. “In their [the Imperial Navy’s] view, the more TIE Fighters thrown

TIE Fighter pilots demand hazard pay

DEATH STAR – “We’re not expendable.” Those are the words of a TIE Fighter pilot stationed on the Death Star, afraid to have his name published for fear of repercussion. “In their [the Imperial Navy’s] view, the more TIE Fighters thrown

Death Sticks harmful, experts warn

CORUSCANT – Death Sticks, the popular Cilona-extract, may be more harmful then previously thought according to a new study. Health experts say the small tubes of liquid — usually red or blue — are measurably detrimental to one’s health. “This is

Death Sticks harmful, experts warn

CORUSCANT – Death Sticks, the popular Cilona-extract, may be more harmful then previously thought according to a new study. Health experts say the small tubes of liquid — usually red or blue — are measurably detrimental to one’s health. “This is

Fourteenth arrest marks record for local thug

MOS EISLEY – Ponda Baba, regular patron at Mos Eisley’s popular Cantina bar, was put under arrest for harassment by police on Tuesday, making it a record 14 times. “He just won’t keep to himself,” said Police Chief Feevo Nihr. “He and

Fourteenth arrest marks record for local thug

MOS EISLEY – Ponda Baba, regular patron at Mos Eisley’s popular Cantina bar, was put under arrest for harassment by police on Tuesday, making it a record 14 times. “He just won’t keep to himself,” said Police Chief Feevo Nihr. “He and

Advance made in carbon freezing technology

DEATH STAR – Imperial researchers announced a breakthrough in carbon freezing technology, used in the containment of volatile Tibanna gas. “This new breakthrough will open up many doors for us. It will allow our economy to grow, definitely, being able to

Advance made in carbon freezing technology

DEATH STAR – Imperial researchers announced a breakthrough in carbon freezing technology, used in the containment of volatile Tibanna gas. “This new breakthrough will open up many doors for us. It will allow our economy to grow, definitely, being able to