Monthly Archives: May 2012

Thermal detonators banned as negotiation tool

CORUSCANT – Starting Tuesday, thermal detonators will no longer be a legal means of business negotiation. The handheld devices capable of creating a powerful, localized explosion, has long been a tool of last resort for bounty hunters, gangsters, and stock traders. Simply

Thermal detonators banned as negotiation tool

CORUSCANT – Starting Tuesday, thermal detonators will no longer be a legal means of business negotiation. The handheld devices capable of creating a powerful, localized explosion, has long been a tool of last resort for bounty hunters, gangsters, and stock traders. Simply

“Rancor Whisperer” sees ratings success

TATOOINE – “Exercise, discipline, and the the regular opportunity to kill prisoners as entertainment in a cavernous pit. These are the secrets to a balanced Rancor.” This is the advice of “The Rancor Whisperer,” also known as Malakill, who stars in

“Rancor Whisperer” sees ratings success

TATOOINE – “Exercise, discipline, and the the regular opportunity to kill prisoners as entertainment in a cavernous pit. These are the secrets to a balanced Rancor.” This is the advice of “The Rancor Whisperer,” also known as Malakill, who stars in

Hnkrjjjk wins bantha ‘Best in Show’

BESTINE – In what bantha enthusiasts are calling a major upset, Hnrkjjjk won ‘Best in Show’ in this year’s Bestine Bantha Show.
   Hnrkjjjk’s owner and groomer, Flor Plaato, said the massive beast’s unorthodox fur stylings put him over the top

Hnkrjjjk wins bantha ‘Best in Show’

BESTINE – In what bantha enthusiasts are calling a major upset, Hnrkjjjk won ‘Best in Show’ in this year’s Bestine Bantha Show.
   Hnrkjjjk’s owner and groomer, Flor Plaato, said the massive beast’s unorthodox fur stylings put him over the top

Skiff guards fired, eaten

DUNE SEA – After allowing three captured rebel fighters to escape certain death, three skiff guards were fired moments before they were tossed into a Sarlacc pit and eaten. “Worst. Guards. Ever.” Jabba the Hutt was quoted as saying shorly before

Skiff guards fired, eaten

DUNE SEA – After allowing three captured rebel fighters to escape certain death, three skiff guards were fired moments before they were tossed into a Sarlacc pit and eaten. “Worst. Guards. Ever.” Jabba the Hutt was quoted as saying shorly before