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The lists keep getting shorter... 4 1/2 years after the first one, we must be running out.

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6/16/04
teakiyari (8:35:29 PM): i got married once but had to get divorced when we got into a huge argument about the kitchen floor. We had to claim Irrecon-tile-able Differences
andylangager2 (8:36:19 PM): sigh

7/6/04
teakiyari (12:51:47 PM): I'm surprised that Schopenhauer is the father of pessimism as a philosophy.
teakiyari (12:51:57 PM): I figured it was Kant

 

7/14
andylangager2 (2:47:05 PM): you goin DOWN
McWudzy (2:50:11 PM): that's right, TOUCH-DOWN
McWudzy (2:51:21 PM): look at the rankings, you're already 3rd and long
andylangager2 (2:53:13 PM): you're making me Madden
McWudzy (2:53:28 PM): don't be such a Ditka
andylangager2 (2:54:57 PM): as a coach, you're sub-Parcells
McWudzy (2:55:23 PM): I'm still Favre-ed to rank high
andylangager2 (2:56:09 PM): you'd better talk to a Priest (Holmes)
McWudzy (2:58:39 PM): he might put a Holt on my sTorry of success
McWudzy (2:58:52 PM): (STL - WR)
andylangager2 (2:59:38 PM): we need someone to Unitas, not divide us
andylangager2 (3:00:00 PM): cuz your players Bledsoe much
McWudzy (3:03:55 PM): only cuz yer guys hit so Huard (Sea - QB)
andylangager2 (3:09:29 PM): Namath thou players and they shall be slain
McWudzy (3:15:17 PM): sorry I was gone so long, I was at The Refrigerator
McWudzy (3:19:37 PM): I tried to Hasselbeck, but Quentin make it

7/22/04
teakiyari (5:51:09 PM): what is up
andylangager2 (5:51:33 PM): hanging out. looking for apartments. and jobs. what's new with yous
teakiyari (5:51:50 PM): working on a drywall instructional video
andylangager2 (5:52:25 PM): how'd you get stucco with that
teakiyari (5:58:31 PM): boo

8/4/2004
teakiyari (3:16:06 PM): when i got to work today i realized i forgot my glasses
teakiyari (3:16:31 PM): so now, if I were a president, I'd be John Squintsy Adams
andylangager2 (3:17:03 PM): boo
andylangager2 (3:21:11 PM): better than Abraham Blinkin anyway

8/11/04
andylangager2 (9:58:53 AM): we'll just swing by around noon
McWudzy (9:59:03 AM): if they dont have vegetarian, vegan go somewhere else
andylangager2 (9:59:21 AM): i oughta bean you
McWudzy (9:59:52 AM): i'll sprout legs and run
andylangager2 (10:00:30 AM): i'm tofu-er than you are
McWudzy (10:01:16 AM): don't curd me
andylangager2 (10:01:35 AM): soy what if i do
McWudzy (10:02:26 AM): i'll soyl myself

9/2
McWudzy (3:32:07 PM): actually only "burned" for a week. smoldered for 2 years. during the winter, no snow would accumulate on the land above the mine
McWudzy (3:32:53 PM): they tried to suffocate it by plugging the entrances, but air still filtered in from natural cracks
McWudzy (3:34:13 PM): they should have set up a conveyer belt from one entrance to another and had the worlds largest bbq
McWudzy (3:35:28 PM): instead of just black lung, you'd have a choice of black, grilled, or cajun
McWudzy (3:35:50 PM): what a coal idea
McWudzy (3:36:03 PM): can't steal it; it's mine
andylangager2 (3:38:17 PM): i'm going to kick your ash
McWudzy (3:40:18 PM): gotta find me first. i'm hiding amongst the burnt apple trees in the orcharred.
McWudzy (3:41:37 PM): all your questions about the popular girls doll will be answered during the Barbie-Q & A
andylangager2 (3:42:07 PM): you're fired

9/29
(aaron)
P.S. Did you hear that one of the new episodes of the Sopranos features Michael Imperioli's character getting stuck on a Mediterranean island for a day and his zany time trying to find a way back to the U.S.?  It's entitled "Christopher's Malta Sunday."

(andy)
i'm voting for the candidate who always has the best halloween costume, john scary.
teakiyari (3:03:21 PM): what about george boo-sh
andylangager2 (3:03:49 PM): dick chain-y
teakiyari (3:04:31 PM): john deadwards
andylangager2 (3:06:48 PM): al gore

10/2/04
(andy)
i can always tell when an imperial sith lord is approaching.. I have Vadar.

11/14/04
McWudzy: seen incredibles yet?
andylangager2: not yet
andylangager2: but i have seen the pixar movie about permanent
markers
called the indelibles
McWudzy: if this was AOL 2.0, i would "pun"t you
andylangager2 is no longer online
McWudzy: it worked!!!

12/11/04
McWudzy (11:34:11 PM): hows the apple store?
McWudzy (11:34:35 PM): do you love it to the core?
McWudzy (11:34:43 PM): does it get under your skin?
McWudzy (11:34:53 PM): is your job a-peel-ing?
McWudzy (11:35:22 PM): does it make you seeding mad?
McWudzy (11:35:41 PM): what do ya say, mac?
McWudzy (11:40:14 PM): how bout... did ya... whenever you... FRUITY TWOSHOES

12/12/04
...lady standing in the Apple Store with a bunch of arrows.
(andy) She must be here for the Bose.

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