Ok, here ya go.  Some of the bad puns we've come up with over the past few months.  As you can see, John is no longer dominating the list.  Whatever pun disease he has seems to be contagious.  I apologize.  -Andy  Home

THE LIST II

4/8/01 "Ale Orta" -John

4/11/01 "Everyone should Frequen-See this movie", "Is 'Shaft' about elevators?"  ..during The Trailer Home movie review show.

4/26/01 "your shoes are made out of gary coleman"  "what you walkin' about, willis?" -andy

4/29/01 guy reading a book on a bridge in the park "wonder if it's unabridged?" -andy
 
   6/23/01?
Andylangager:  big bushes in front of the windows too
 McWudzy:  hedging on up to the east side
 McWudzy:  dont hit me
 Andylangager:  i'll leaf you alone
 McWudzy:  it stems froms way bark when
 Andylangager:  i'll try to branch out
 McWudzy:  swheat
 Andylangager:  take a photosynthesis, it'll last longer.    boo.
 McWudzy:  ha
 McWudzy:  chlorophyll 'er up
 Andylangager:  meiosis is killing me
 McWudzy:  zygote-a get a better joke
 Andylangager:  RNA of your jokes better than mine?
 McWudzy:  i cell alot of them
McWudzy:  i was protein, but then i changed my mind
 Andylangager:  eukaryot the worst puns
 McWudzy:  analid a match and set me ablaze
 Andylangager:  that was pore
Andylangager:  you might as well golgi apparatus.    that made no sense.
 McWudzy:  vacule very much
 

date: ?
teakiyari:  did you ever see the sequel that took place at a butter factory? The Man-churn-ian canidate?
 Andylangager:  yes.  i saw that.  it was marginal at best.
 teakiyari:  yeah, the first one was butter
 Andylangager:  i can't believe it's not better

6/30- welcome back "cutter"
      john in car.. ??

 (salt and battery on pavement) buddy cop movie Assault and Battery. George peppard was the villian

7/5 (john) Here  is a pun....Macaroni and Knees

if star wars was a musical i'd always be waiting for han's solo (john)
 

(destiny's child) i don't think you're ready for tim daly (john)

7/29/01 at planet of the apes- "aperaham lincoln" -andy

8/8/01  religious ice cream shop- crusifudge and crusifixins' (john)
32 saviors (andy)
 

8/7/01 if i had an outdoor donut shop i'd call it custard's last stand (andy)

If I ever opened a restaurant that was dedicated to Steve Perry and his
works I would call it "Soup De Jour-ney"
 
 

8-12 If I ever had to write a headline for a newspaper story concerning a
murdered corpse found in a corn field during winter, I'd call it Chilly
Corn Carnage  (john)
 

8-13
(who's on first routine with AIM "smarterchild")  ab-bot and costello

8-13 -john-  jabber of the cadavers (two corpses boxing)

8-15  rua saying that megan might show up late for a shoot- it's a rua myth (aaron)
john- no, it's a ruamor.
dinner space (aaron)
airforce fun (andy)

8-16
(messing around with 2x4s on the grass)
plank you very much
thank you very mulch (john)
i'm so board (andy)
if i made a movie about a farmer who went back to the time of knights i'd call it midearl. (john)
 
 

8-16 (andy) maybe i'll ask out thora birch.  i wonder if she'd go fir me.  probably knot.  she'd leaf me for another sap.  but maybe she'd branch out and stick with me. we could set down roots in aspen.

8-17  standing by a display of rocks- take my words for granite (john)
my sediments exactly (andy)

8-19 "i want to open a frat for fat people and call it pi pi pi." (john)
"if you put andre giant in a teacup, would it be considered big trouble in little china?" (andy)

8-20 -movie about crime fighting pizza boy- justice by the slice (john)

8-24 (dustin) replying to andy talking about a pepper that wasn't very hot
at first, but then was very hot: "so would that be considered an afterburner?"

8-25 about scott bakula on the new star trek series - count bakula (john)

8-26  Andylangager:  if cory hart was a super villian or a street fighter character he could have a move called the hart attack..
 teakiyari:  If Cutting Crew suffers massive layoffs is it known as "cutting crew?"
 Andylangager:  i.... i just died in your arms tonight... must have been something i-  sorry bob.  you gotta go.
 teakiyari:  jeez, sorry to hear they let you go bob, musta been something you said
 Andylangager:  haha
 teakiyari:  It'd be tought to fight Corey Hart because he never surrenders
 Andylangager:  although now he has a sign that says "will surrender for sandwhich"
 teakiyari:  Cutting Crew: "Will die in your arms tonight unless given sandwhich"

 Cork talking about "Hannibal":  sonja: "That was a boring scene." "Those guys were boared to death."

9-3 - ames municipal swimming facility: municipool (woodsie)

9-5  cody's mom-  Catching a pizza-chain restaurant football, to Cody "must be hand-tossed"

9-10 Andylangager:  would it be ironic if a jedi didn't have bladder control?
i picture yoda going on luke when he's on his shoulders in degobah
 teakiyari:  Luke: What the hell is this?
     Yoda: Uhh..Errr..So Strong the Force is in you, leaking out it is
 Andylangager:  haha
 Andylangager:  "these are not the droids you're looking for.  oh, crap."
 teakiyari:  "Doodoo or do not, there is no try"
 Andylangager:  "i have a bad feeling about this.... in my pants."
 teakiyari:  "At last we will relieve ourselves to the jedi"
 

(john) a movie about a newspaper magnate:  magnate, pi

9-15 watching the movie "Stone Cold" with Brian Bosworth leaning on a tower: must be a supporting role

9-24 Dustin says he will be back in a minute, "Don in 60 Seconds" -john
 

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