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6/9/05
teakiyari (1:06:58 PM): if my car ever breaks down, i hope a ballerina is around
teakiyari (1:07:11 PM): because she'd be wearing tow shoes
andylangager2 (1:11:31 PM): that was tutu much
teakiyari (1:16:52 PM): you didn't swan like?
teakiyari (1:57:51 PM): IF I ALWAYS WRITE LIKE THIS DOES THAT MAKE ME A CAPITALIST

6/10/05
(andy in pasta section in grocery store)
tubili or not tubili

7/2/05
McWudzy (11:50:30 PM): i just bought some seeds online from Netflax
andylangager2 (9:01:02 PM): if you made a labyrinth out of corn, would it be a maiz
McWudzy (9:08:57 PM): if someone got lost in the labyrinth of corn, they would be going in crop circles
McWudzy (9:09:52 PM): your move
McWudzy (9:10:04 PM): check
McWudzy (9:10:05 PM): mate
McWudzy (9:10:19 PM): or would that be check maiz

8.10.05
sean412 (10:40:45 PM): they should make a channel for people who have had limbs removed. They could call it AmpuTV.
andylangager2 (10:41:50 PM): thats only making the list because its been a really rough year for puns

8/11/05
(john)
In the future, overpopulation is causing destruction
on earth. Nowhere is this felt more that in the sport
of underwater baseball. I call it 20,000 leagues Under
the Sea.

8/19/05
(andy) maybe you can edit my next book. it's a dog-training book for small, snout-nosed dogs. it's called "the good, the bad, and the pugly"

9/7/05
(Andy talking to his Cousin)
andylangager2 (2:27:49 PM): i was wondering about salmon p. because then we could say we were related to a former chief justice
andylangager2 (2:28:12 PM): and a guy who had a fish for a name
lopolis (2:31:04 PM): It'd be even better if Salmon P. Chase was a former Sturgeon General
andylangager2 (2:31:11 PM): BOO
andylangager2 (2:32:31 PM): that was utter carp
lopolis (2:33:44 PM): how long did you flounder for that comeback?
lopolis (2:35:34 PM): (I better stop now, because I know I'd lose a battle)
andylangager2 (2:36:04 PM): heh. i haven't had a pun off in a while so i'm pretty rusty. you'd trout-nce me
lopolis (2:36:44 PM): not before I put my yellowtail between my legs and run away
andylangager2 (2:36:52 PM): haha

9/11/05
andylangager2 (10:29:50 PM): what about video
sean412 (10:30:17 PM): a video ipod should have a screen at least the size of the one on the psp, but even then, I would be stupid to buy it.
sean412 (10:30:34 PM): it would be fun for a while, then you'd be like "why am I watching tv at the park?"
andylangager2 (10:30:43 PM): heh
andylangager2 (10:31:11 PM): they could have free home made videos that you can download.... proadcasts
sean412 (10:31:36 PM): i don't do podcasts, either, though
sean412 (10:31:40 PM): my ipods are for music
sean412 (10:31:44 PM): weird, i know
andylangager2 (10:32:02 PM): i like my podcasts with a hint of indian food
andylangager2 (10:32:05 PM): thats why i like adam curry

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