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Five years since the first list...

...ouch.   Enjoy.

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1/13/05
teakiyari (9:07:35 PM): i just got over being sick. i'm not ready to be kim jong ill
andylangager2 (9:08:00 PM): boo

1/17/05
andylangager2 (11:09:50 PM): kcci called
andylangager2 (11:09:54 PM): they gave your job to aaron fister
McWudzy (11:15:10 PM): morningside called
McWudzy (11:15:19 PM): they gave you're job to sister hazel
andylangager2 (11:15:33 PM): i already knew that
andylangager2 (11:15:50 PM): i gave them the eyedea
McWudzy (11:16:18 PM): ewe new nothing
andylangager2 (11:17:09 PM): i thought you were a good pupil
McWudzy (11:17:41 PM): thats such a cornea joke
andylangager2 (11:18:02 PM): irisked a lot
McWudzy (11:19:04 PM): that was pretty retnarded
andylangager2 (11:19:33 PM): we're having a ball, anyway
andylangager2 (11:20:44 PM): would this be considered vitreous humor
McWudzy (11:21:01 PM): aqueos
McWudzy (11:22:19 PM): these puns are putting me in a glaucoma
andylangager2 (11:23:10 PM): friends, roman, countrymen, lens me your ear

2/3/05
(cell phone rings playing a beethoven song)
andy- it must be "for elise"

2/23/05
teakiyari (4:26:07 PM): that's too bad about hunter s. thompson
teakiyari (4:26:17 PM): but i guess that's what happens when the hunter becomes the hunted

3/8/05
McWudzy (11:25:40 PM): wanna hear some irony?
andylangager2 (11:26:19 PM): ok
McWudzy (11:26:52 PM): did a story yesterday on a couple who's house burnt to the ground
McWudzy (11:27:08 PM): the husband is a convicted serial arsonist
McWudzy (11:27:41 PM): investigator ruled the fire was electrical
andylangager2 (11:28:00 PM): ha
McWudzy (11:28:11 PM): wife works as a secretary for the power company
andylangager2 (11:28:17 PM): ha ha
McWudzy (11:28:23 PM): dog died in the fire
McWudzy (11:28:27 PM): dogs name....
McWudzy (11:28:29 PM): phoenix
andylangager2 (11:28:35 PM): they should be behind irony bars
McWudzy (11:28:52 PM): but the phoenix didnt rise from the ashes
McWudzy (11:29:07 PM): er, it did, if you believe in doggy heaven

3/10/05
McWudzy: its no surprise the CBS evening news anchor is retiring...
McWudzy: he's got a bumper sticker that says "Dan Rather Be Fishing"
teakiyari: uh oh
teakiyari: boing
McWudzy: wonder if he'll write a revealing autobiography like Tom did
McWudzy: "Brokaw The Rules"
teakiyari: i hate you
McWudzy: i'll add you to the list
McWudzy: you're number 1743
teakiyari: great, right after luke perry!
McWudzy: that shouldnt be a point of pride

andylangager2 (5:57:20 PM): if i hated people who lost part of their foot, i'd be lacktoes intolerant
McWudzy (5:58:54 PM): if a west coast university made nutrient shakes, the slogan would be "It's Never Too Late for CalState"

3/15/05
McWudzy: why is six afraid of seven?
teakiyari: because 7 ate nine
McWudzy: what? no... because she saw it in the theater with Blossom and
the part where Brad Pitt shoots Kevin Spacey in the head really freaked her
out
teakiyari: oh man i hate you

3/23/05
McWudzy (2:16:02 PM): in congress, there's a terry schiavote
andylangager2 (2:16:18 PM): i'm pulling the plug on that one

3/30/05
McWudzy (5:50:03 PM): ashton kutcher has a new diet called "Dude, Where's My Carbs"

4/3/05
(john?)
too bad about the pope dying.

I wonder if it will be a pope-en casket funeral.

I also wonder who the john paul-bearers will be

4/19/05
andylangager2 (1:06:14 PM): puffin killer
McWudzy (1:08:31 PM): if my breakfast is catholic, is it called "eggs benedict XVI" ?
andylangager2 (1:13:10 PM): no
McWudzy (1:13:44 PM): what if when i burn them on the stove, they make white smoke?

4/26/05
andylangager2 (6:01:28 PM): do you think Tom DeLay is a procrastinator
teakiyari (6:01:34 PM): oh geez

5/25/05
andylangager2 (10:23:23 PM): bruce willis should do a movie where he helps a little boy who can see jedis... call it the sith sense

5/29/05
(andy)
i want to open a new orleans style restaurant and call it "what's the oh-cajun"

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