Please leave a message after the beep.......

    I have an answering machine.  Every so often, I come home and the little green light is flashing.  Somtimes, it's a message from Aaron Siskow, a fellow grad student who I share an office with.  Click on the following pictures to hear some of his messages (and one from Woodsie).

Note:  I'll try to update this site every so often with weird or funny messages.  So come back and check them out, too.
 

  Message 1...  he's got the thrax.

  Message 2... at the office, looking for paperclips.    
 

  Message 3... from Woodsie
 

  Message 4...  he's got 35 ploids.  Wahoo.  

  Message 5... message censored to protect the innocent.

  Message 6...    

  Message 7...

  Message 8... he has to eat breakfast with his girlfriend and brother (who just got married)..  to each other?   

  Message 9...

  Message 10...  no Apollonia!  

  Message 11... aneurysm?

  Message 12... leave a real message next time...  geesh.  

  Message 13...