I've seen enough movies and played enough video games to know this is a bad idea.
First came a robot that is designed to hit a pink ball with a baton-like object. Next logical step? Replace ball with human head, and "Hello our new master robot slave drivers!"
To speed up the process, someone has created a new virus that actually chats with you and tells you to download a virus on to your system!
That might explain my recent conversation:
MySpace04: hey
andylangager2: Um, Hi?
MySpace04: u shud totally go here http://im.myspace04.ax/im4space.exe
andylangager2: Uh, why?
MySpace04: d0od, dont ask questuns. just do it.
andylangager2: It looks kind of suspicious. Who are you?
MySpace04: lol did you clik on teh page?
MySpace04: do u think its a virus?
andylangager2: Yeah, I do.
MySpace04: lol
andylangager2: Yeah I got that part.
MySpace04: do0d come on. dont be lame. the webpage totally roxx0rz. clik on it.
andylangager2: Um.
MySpace04: its a greeting card phor u
andylangager: Why are you sending me a greeting card?
MySpace04: lol
MySpace04: its 4 u jaja. its kewl.
andylangager2: Please go away.
MySpace04: its not a virus!
andylangager2: Ok. I'll click on it. There. I did it.
MySpace04: OH D00D JOOR WERE JUST TOTALLY PWN4D!!! U NOOB!!1
MySpace04: joo suXorz!!!11 ph33r teh 1337 h4x0r!!111one!1
andylangager2: So it is a virus, eh? I'm on a Mac.
IM.MySpace04: oh, crap. sorry for wasting your time. later.
SteveJobs: pwnd!
Posted by alangage at December 8, 2005 10:14 AM
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