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December 23, 2005
The Passion of the Goofball
Check out this weirdo "easter egg" in the new Apocalypto movie trailer...
Director Mel Gibson makes a hilarious cameo... at his most Saddam-ish.
December 17, 2005
I love toys as much as the next guy, but...
If you are one of these people, you are an idiot.
They should be protesting to keep Christmas out of hyped-up consumerism instead of trying to put it back in.
Yeah, I know we're pretty much past the point of no return for such thoughts for people.
What we need is a whole separate holiday based on gift-giving (I propose we call it "Givingston Day") and associate Christmas with what it rightfully should be. Bad fruitcake, tinsel, and the singing of off-key holiday classics.
December 16, 2005
Someone check the water in Washington...
Yay! No more tin foil helmet for me!
December 15, 2005
How many months did this take?
Bush Accepts McCain's Ban on Torture
It's about time...
...it's like McCain had to twist his arm or something.
December 08, 2005
The end is near.
I've seen enough movies and played enough video games to know this is a bad idea.
First came a robot that is designed to hit a pink ball with a baton-like object. Next logical step? Replace ball with human head, and "Hello our new master robot slave drivers!"
To speed up the process, someone has created a new virus that actually chats with you and tells you to download a virus on to your system!
That might explain my recent conversation:
MySpace04: hey
andylangager2: Um, Hi?
MySpace04: u shud totally go here http://im.myspace04.ax/im4space.exe
andylangager2: Uh, why?
MySpace04: d0od, dont ask questuns. just do it.
andylangager2: It looks kind of suspicious. Who are you?
MySpace04: lol did you clik on teh page?
MySpace04: do u think its a virus?
andylangager2: Yeah, I do.
MySpace04: lol
andylangager2: Yeah I got that part.
MySpace04: do0d come on. dont be lame. the webpage totally roxx0rz. clik on it.
andylangager2: Um.
MySpace04: its a greeting card phor u
andylangager: Why are you sending me a greeting card?
MySpace04: lol
MySpace04: its 4 u jaja. its kewl.
andylangager2: Please go away.
MySpace04: its not a virus!
andylangager2: Ok. I'll click on it. There. I did it.
MySpace04: OH D00D JOOR WERE JUST TOTALLY PWN4D!!! U NOOB!!1
MySpace04: joo suXorz!!!11 ph33r teh 1337 h4x0r!!111one!1
andylangager2: So it is a virus, eh? I'm on a Mac.
IM.MySpace04: oh, crap. sorry for wasting your time. later.
SteveJobs: pwnd!
